feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via encourage)

spuandi:

give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me

(via freefaithed)

blurredbynes:

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

(Source: jetbag, via freefaithed)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via freefaithed)

Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals

(Source: m3rmaid-d0ll, via treadtheworld)